#NaPoWriMo Entry #4 "The Apology Letter"

Ok so, I had to have a disclaimer to this... One because the story is hilarious and two because I feel like I'm a beast at writing in general (not just poems). Hahaha, Check me out tho... This piece is a REAL LETTER... delievered to a REAL PERSON... expressing a REAL APOLOGY, from Me. And after you're done reading it... Would you forgive me? (details have been changed to protect the victim and MY JOB) lol
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Ms. CleveVan,

                If you would… allow me to start by saying… it is completely unacceptable; uncompromisingly rude to engage in an argument in the middle of the night while people are trying to sleep. Second, please accept my deepest apologies. And I say those words with the utmost sincerity Ms. CleveVan.  Your experiences with hotels have been a reoccurring nightmare that you can’t ever have because some loud, obnoxious, young idiot is outside carrying on a conversation about how he can’t sleep!!!

My name is Lance “The Idiot” Newman and last night I disturbed your rest. I see you come in month after month, always carrying late hours and long shifts on your shoulders. Always worn down and upset because not only are you dealing with personal, social, and work place issues, but you have to get the same (if not worse) crap from the ONE place that’s supposed to be a home away from home.

I’m writing this letter, because I’m embarrassed. And my shame beckons me to act upon my stupidity. Somehow soften the blow that my absentmindedness struck. This is in no way an attempt to keep from reprimanding. I’ve informed my superiors about the situation and I will be dealing with the consequence most defiantly.

I’ve been at the receiving end of your complaints with travel lodging. And I hate the fact that I’ve become the very thing you escaped from with the other hotel. This is on behalf on me, Ms. CleveVan. I speak for myself and take total responsibility for my actions. I am simply trying to say sorry in the most formal way I know how.

Even so, I know my words fall on tired eyes and my actions fall on last nerves. Please accept my apology Ms. CleveVan … I have heard of your constant torment when it comes to these types of things and the last thing I wanted to be was the tormentor. Forgive me.

Deepest regret and apologies

Lance G. Newman

[Again I’d like to state that this letter is on behalf of myself(Lance G. Newman), Ms. Van Cleve and in no way reflects the actions, beliefs, or practices of the Hbrand or Hotels.]

Thank You for your time.