This poem is probably my most popular piece.
A sheet of loose leaf paper met a handsome pen in the park,
Now despite her flammibility, she still felt a spark,
And the paper clips played tag with the eraser and the scissors,
And the pencil beat up the pencil sharpener for sharpening up his sister,
The pen was very bold, but he was thinner than a twig,
So he said to Ms. Loose Leaf, "I like my women big."
Her girls were all hating, yelling, "HE'LL WRITE ON YOU THEN LEAVE"
But she replied with, "Get your ass back insde the sleeve."
Their love it soon blossomed, their was never a question why,
Together they wrote things that made grown men start to cry,
But one day Ms. Loose Leaf came in with BLUE ink on her dress,
So the BLACK pen went to grab a drink at the desk,
"How could she do this to me? This must be a crime..."
"All those things that we've written now someone else write on her lines."
So now he's drunk off of ink, and he thinks of a way to get with her,
So he paper naps her and throws her body inside a shredder,
All of those things that they created, were shredded regretably,
All becasue Ms. Loose Leaf engaged in a writting infedelity,
So the lesson has been learned and now written in rhyme,
You can't have two pens and write with them at the same time.
-2006
A sheet of loose leaf paper met a handsome pen in the park,
Now despite her flammibility, she still felt a spark,
And the paper clips played tag with the eraser and the scissors,
And the pencil beat up the pencil sharpener for sharpening up his sister,
The pen was very bold, but he was thinner than a twig,
So he said to Ms. Loose Leaf, "I like my women big."
Her girls were all hating, yelling, "HE'LL WRITE ON YOU THEN LEAVE"
But she replied with, "Get your ass back insde the sleeve."
Their love it soon blossomed, their was never a question why,
Together they wrote things that made grown men start to cry,
But one day Ms. Loose Leaf came in with BLUE ink on her dress,
So the BLACK pen went to grab a drink at the desk,
"How could she do this to me? This must be a crime..."
"All those things that we've written now someone else write on her lines."
So now he's drunk off of ink, and he thinks of a way to get with her,
So he paper naps her and throws her body inside a shredder,
All of those things that they created, were shredded regretably,
All becasue Ms. Loose Leaf engaged in a writting infedelity,
So the lesson has been learned and now written in rhyme,
You can't have two pens and write with them at the same time.
Now despite her flammibility, she still felt a spark,
And the paper clips played tag with the eraser and the scissors,
And the pencil beat up the pencil sharpener for sharpening up his sister,
The pen was very bold, but he was thinner than a twig,
So he said to Ms. Loose Leaf, "I like my women big."
Her girls were all hating, yelling, "HE'LL WRITE ON YOU THEN LEAVE"
But she replied with, "Get your ass back insde the sleeve."
Their love it soon blossomed, their was never a question why,
Together they wrote things that made grown men start to cry,
But one day Ms. Loose Leaf came in with BLUE ink on her dress,
So the BLACK pen went to grab a drink at the desk,
"How could she do this to me? This must be a crime..."
"All those things that we've written now someone else write on her lines."
So now he's drunk off of ink, and he thinks of a way to get with her,
So he paper naps her and throws her body inside a shredder,
All of those things that they created, were shredded regretably,
All becasue Ms. Loose Leaf engaged in a writting infedelity,
So the lesson has been learned and now written in rhyme,
You can't have two pens and write with them at the same time.
A sheet of loose leaf paper met a handsome pen in the park,
Now despite her flammibility, she still felt a spark,
And the paper clips played tag with the eraser and the scissors,
And the pencil beat up the pencil sharpener for sharpening up his sister,
The pen was very bold, but he was thinner than a twig,
So he said to Ms. Loose Leaf, "I like my women big."
Her girls were all hating, yelling, "HE'LL WRITE ON YOU THEN LEAVE"
But she replied with, "Get your ass back insde the sleeve."
Their love it soon blossomed, their was never a question why,
Together they wrote things that made grown men start to cry,
But one day Ms. Loose Leaf came in with BLUE ink on her dress,
So the BLACK pen went to grab a drink at the desk,
"How could she do this to me? This must be a crime..."
"All those things that we've written now someone else write on her lines."
So now he's drunk off of ink, and he thinks of a way to get with her,
So he paper naps her and throws her body inside a shredder,
All of those things that they created, were shredded regretably,
All becasue Ms. Loose Leaf engaged in a writting infedelity,
So the lesson has been learned and now written in rhyme,
You can't have two pens and write with them at the same time.
-2006
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