Mind Of The K-9

Men never start out as dogs, but some how we turn into them,
Making the damned transformation from cute puppy,
To beast looking for a beauty with a booty,

My K-9 senses didn't mean to jump the fences,
But I got tired of being chained up...
And even though you thought I was out sniffing a bitches butt,
I wasn't...I was playing poker wit my dogs,

So no... I wasn't trying to poke her with my dogs,
I was out and about reciting poetry to get applause,
And you were appalled to find that this was my cause,
Your mind thought that I was out, just barking to get draws,

And I let you run free, never told you to stop,
Never rolled up a newspaper and gave your nose a pop,
Because I'm the dog right??????

I've been dogged out so bad that, I should be a cat,
Very secretive, elusive, always covering up my scat,

I've played the good dog role, sitting down when I'm told,
But there's always a better dog and because of that I was sold,
No better yet I was froze, left alone in the cold,
And with my tail between my legs, I had to carry my own load,

Now there's good dogs and bad dogs, And it's easy for them to switch,
Like a female can be a dog, But a female dog can be a bitch,
So I came up wit this philosophy, My simple rule of thumb,
All men don't start out as dogs, bitches turn us into them,

And this is why your heart is broken...
Cause I was bitten by a she-werewolf,
And every time I find something that reminds me of that bite...
I turn...

I turn into this women hating creature, that sees you as a toy,
That takes over my manhood and feeds off my desires as a boy,
A primitive mind takes over and I become a slobbering, mangy, mutt,
That only wants to eat, sleep, shit, and fuck....

A beast that roams the city simply looking for thrills,
With a pack of dogs behind him, all with gold grills,
Creeping through the forest on 20 inch wheels,
Looking for that pray, propped up in 6 inch heels

And every take down is rewarding, the break down was just that,
Cause every take down that I break down makes my leader of the pack,

So I'm sorry for being me and having K-9 ways,
But I refuse to be that K-9 that just sits back and lays,
And I'm sorry that I was that dog in the bush,
And even though I've bitten you, I hope you don't turn into a wolf.

-2007