I'm Loving It

I dream of you and me looking into each others eyes deeply,
You open you mouth to receive a tasty, treat,
I reach into that red box decorated by Golden Arches and pull a tanned, crispy, entree just for you,

You suck the remaining backwash from your cup,
And when you're done...I refill it for you,
You offer to feed me one of your chicken nuggets and I accept,
Because you are my little love nugget,

At times you can be sweet and sour, but you taste good either way,
As we finish our meals I reach into that white and red bag,
And pull out two apple pies and I hope,
That the warmth of those apple pies...warms your heart.

And hopefully you'll let me to shoot warm filing into your mouth,
But I'm taking about pies of course,
All of this is yours, all that I buy is for you,
A feast for a beast and all from the dollar menu,

The Hamburgalar has stolen all of my cheese so I can't afford expensive places,
But what's more exotic then you feeling my tube in the tunnels of play places,
I know you've got a "thing" for Ronald...He makes you laugh,
But if he smiles at you again I'll shove those shoes right up his ass,

And Grimace keeps grinning at you... And this I won't let give,
So I'll beat his purple ass like the rip off Barney he really is,
And I was thinking since you love me and you don't want to hurt me,
I was wondering would you mine if we had a threesome with birdie,

But don't worry, I'm not in a hurry, take time to let those thoughts scurry,
And while you're thinking of that, I get us two Oreo Mcflurries,
You are my Golden Arches love and with you, I have the most fun,
So let's go back to the crib and let me put some meat between your buns.

-2006