Bubble Gum Girls

Some girls is like bubble gum, damn near worthless,
And once they lose they flavor, then they lose they purpose,
See I wrote this on purpose, just to watch the jaws drop,
Dudes blowing bubbles with bimbos, until they nice bubble pops,

The happiness seems to stop, cause the boat seems to rock,
And that safe bubble, got you in trouble, back in that cage, then it's locked,
These lil Bazooka Joe's think these girls are Bubblicious and fun,
But these Chiclets, are just thick, and got some Bubble Yum,

The girls are too Carefree, everything is a maybe,
They turn Dentyne dudes into striaght Cry Babies,
These girls Extra Stride makes guys, go into Orbit,
They Fruit Stripes make men bite and turn their jaws into norbit,

The Dubble Bubble gets men in trouble, and turns some violent,
Stabing them with a Trident is the only way to keep them silent,
But despite that Juicy Fruit, I won't give into the Big Red,
Females that stay WinterFresh seem to get the big head,

I can't mess wit bubble gum, see I'm a bubble popper,
I need me a girl like a, everlasting Gobstopper,
But even that candy can easily be passed,
So the goal for my soul is to find a flavor that last.....

-2007